Snow White, Tomb Thumb and Quasimodo had met up in a coffee shop and during
their conversation Snow white said "I must be the most beautiful girl in the
world" Tomb Thumb not to be outdone said "well I must surely be the
smallest!" leaving poor old Quasimodo to say "I have got to be the ugliest
ba----d ever"
"Lets all go to the Guinness Book of records office to have it
verified" said little Tom and off the went. Snow White went in first and
came out with a beaming smile. "Its official, I am the most beautiful woman
in the world" In went Tom Thumb and 10 minutes later he returned and shouted
with glee " Its official, I am the worlds smallest man" In Goes Quasimodo
and 30 minutes came out looking puzzled. "What's the matter?" the other two
asked. "Its not me!" he replied "but just for the record,who is Camilla
Parker Bowles?"
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