Sex is a mitzvah!!
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religiouswedding meet with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asksif they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men todance with men, and women to dance with women at thereception. We'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony, I can't even dance with my ownwife?"
"No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden.
"Well, okay," says the man. "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah [goodthing) within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"
"Doggy style?""Sure!" says the rabbi. "Another mitzvah!"
"On the kitchen table?""Yes, yes!" says the rabbi. "A mitzvah!"
"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, acouple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"NO, NO, NO!" cries the rabbi."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Could lead to dancing.".... 5/27/2005 09:23:00 AM