'Tickling the Bone'
Monday, June 27, 2005
  Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.
One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering.
The priest tells her that she cannot enter without it.
A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head.
The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse."
"But Father, I have a divine right," she says.
"Yes, I see," he says. "And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!"
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