Tuesday, August 30, 2005
What is a penis?
Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis. The first graders asked each other, "What's a penis?" None of them knew.
Finally one boy said, "I'll ask my Dad, he knows everything."
That evening the boy asked his Dad, "What's a penis?"
The father replied, "Well, if you're old enough to ask I guess you're old enough to know." Dad dropped his pants and said, "That's a penis! As a matter of fact, that's a perfect penis!"
The next day the boy told his friends, "I found out what a penis is, come on, I'll show you."
The others followed him to the bathroom and watched him drop his pants. The boy, exposing himself to his friends, said, "That's a penis!
As a matter of fact, if it was two inches shorter, it'd be a perfect penis!" 8/30/2005 12:30:00 AM
Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis. The first graders asked each other, "What's a penis?" None of them knew.
Finally one boy said, "I'll ask my Dad, he knows everything."
That evening the boy asked his Dad, "What's a penis?"
The father replied, "Well, if you're old enough to ask I guess you're old enough to know." Dad dropped his pants and said, "That's a penis! As a matter of fact, that's a perfect penis!"
The next day the boy told his friends, "I found out what a penis is, come on, I'll show you."
The others followed him to the bathroom and watched him drop his pants. The boy, exposing himself to his friends, said, "That's a penis!
As a matter of fact, if it was two inches shorter, it'd be a perfect penis!" 8/30/2005 12:30:00 AM
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