Married Couple 35th Wedding Anniversary
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny
yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all
this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said
the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra - two tickets
for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for moment and said: "Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in
a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me".

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! -
the husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story - Men might be ungrateful idiots, but fairies
are female. 9/18/2005 05:56:00 AM