Saturday, September 10, 2005
This Aussie farm lad
This Aussie farm lad goes to town for his monthly bath and shave....an old hooker accosts him in a pub and they agree to go to her room and do it. He tells her he's never been with a woman, and she's sorta charmed at this, so once in the room, she demurely goes into the loo to "freshen up" a little.
When she comes out, the kid has the furniture pushed back against the wall, the rug is rolled up out of the way, and he's squatting on his heels in the middle of the floor, grinning like a dingo.
"Uh...I thought you said ...."
"Right," he chuckled..."Never been with a sheila, but I figgered if it's anything like "roos, we'd need lotsa room!" 9/10/2005 04:52:00 AM
This Aussie farm lad goes to town for his monthly bath and shave....an old hooker accosts him in a pub and they agree to go to her room and do it. He tells her he's never been with a woman, and she's sorta charmed at this, so once in the room, she demurely goes into the loo to "freshen up" a little.
When she comes out, the kid has the furniture pushed back against the wall, the rug is rolled up out of the way, and he's squatting on his heels in the middle of the floor, grinning like a dingo.
"Uh...I thought you said ...."
"Right," he chuckled..."Never been with a sheila, but I figgered if it's anything like "roos, we'd need lotsa room!" 9/10/2005 04:52:00 AM
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