'Tickling the Bone'
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
  Elvis
Andrew's mother gave him ten dollars to buy lunch for himself andhis sister Terri at the diner down the street. On the way they passeda man who was selling puppies for ten dollars each. Unable to resist,Andrew bought one, named it Elvis, and went home.While he stayed outside, playing with it, Terri went inside."Back so soon?" her mother asked."Yes," said Terri. "I'm afraid we never made it to the diner.""Why not?""Because Andrew spent ten dollars on Elvis.""Elvis?""That's right," said Terri. "He ate nothin', bought a hound dog."
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