Bad Language
The little boy was caught swearing by his
teacher.

"Tyson," she said, "you shouldn't use that
kind of language. Where did you hear it?"

"My daddy said it," he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained,
"I don't want to hear that language in here
again."

After a moment, she thought she whispered
aloud, "At least he doesn't know what it means."

"I do, too," Tyson corrected. "It means the
car won't start." 3/09/2006 11:34:00 AM