"young male virgin and a shy college freshman"
A young male virgin, a shy college freshman, was lucky enough to have
a roommate who was considerably more experienced with the opposite
sex. When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament,
his roommate offered to set him up with the campus floozy. "Just take
her out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take its course,"
he explained. "This girl really knows how to go from there." The
roommate arranged the date as promised, and the freshman took the
coed out for a delightful evening of dining and dancing. On the way
home, he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in shakes and a
cold sweat and blurted out: "God, I sure would like to have a little
pussy." "I would, too," the girl sighed. "Mine's the size of a bucket!" 3/09/2006 11:31:00 AM