married to a smartass
While I was watching the Masters golf this weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

.....Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass. 12/05/2006 01:39:00 PM