• Never argue with a fool...people may not be able to tell you apart.
• Never claim as a right that which you can ask as a favor.
• Never climb a fence when you can sit on it.
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
• Never eat prunes when you are famished.
• Never embezzle more than your employer can afford.
• Never get into a fight with an ugly person. He has nothing to lose.
• Never have so many people understood so little about so much.
• Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
• Never let your sense of morality stop you from doing what is right.
• Never make the same mistake twice...there are so many new ones to make!
• Never marry a woman who prays too much.
• Never mistake good manners for good will.
• Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
• Never question your wife's judgement...look whom she married.
• Never step in anything soft.
• Never trust anyone who laughs at his own one-liners.
• Never try to teach a pig how to sing. It is a waste of time and it annoys the pig.
• Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
• Never, ever trust anyone under 30 or over 25.

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