My wife has just told me I have to quit drinking beer because we can't afford it any more.

Then I pointed out she spent £65 on make up yesterday.

I asked her why I had to give up beer, and she didn't have to give up stuff.

She said the make up was to make her pretty for me.

I said the beer was for the same thing.

I don't think she's coming back :(

Labels: Husband, Marriage, Men_vs_Women, wife

1/27/2010 10:57:00 AM