- It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
- It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
- It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
- It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
- It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Labels: chauvinist, men, Men_vs_Women, Women
1/23/2009 11:29:00 AM 0 comments
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster
says, 'Two Brazilians die in a skydiving accident.'
The blonde starts crying to husband, sobbing, "That's horrible! So many
dying like that."
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, only they were skydiving, and
there is always risk involved while doing it."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
"How many is a Brazilian?
Labels: blonde
1/20/2009 12:30:00 PM 0 comments A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said-"Well yeah, if that's what they are-I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says-"Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey... wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass". The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
Labels: funny_stories, Police, US
1/17/2009 11:18:00 PM 0 comments 
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Labels: Cartoons, Microsoft, visual
1/13/2009 11:19:00 AM 0 comments 