A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; When ever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Pepper."
Labels: Boom_Boom, Medical, sex, US, Women
8/01/2007 04:56:00 PM 0 comments
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill."
"I don't think you need the Pill at your age."
"It relaxes me."
"But you know the 'purpose' of the Pill. It's not for relaxing," exclaimed the physician.
"I know," said Mrs Ogden, "but my daughter dates, and every morning I drop one in her orange juice. Believe me, I feel more relaxed.
Labels: Medical
4/16/2007 04:30:00 AM Madeleine went to the doctor for her annual check-up. He told her to disrobe and climb onto the examination table.
"Doctor," she said shyly, "I'm sorry but I can't undress right in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. you undress and tell me when you're through."
The room was completely dark. "Doctor, I've undressed," said Madeleine. "What should I do with my clothes?"
"Your clothes?" answered the quack. "Put them over here, on top of mine."
Labels: Medical
4/16/2007 04:28:00 AM The new intern on duty at the hospital emergency room, answered the phone late one night. "Doctor," exclaimed a woman, "what shall I do? We just discovered our two-year-old son has eaten a whole tube of contraceptive jelly."
"Well," replied the intern, "If it's really an emergency, why don't you have one of the all-night drugstores deliver another tube?"
Labels: kids, Medical, playonwords
4/16/2007 04:16:00 AM A man and his wife entered the dentist's office.
"I want a tooth pulled," he said. "We're in a big hurry, so let's not fool around with gas or Novocaine or any of that stuff."
"You're a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"
"Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife.
4/16/2007 04:13:00 AM 