Massive Heart Attack
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly
to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long
wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly,
he said,
While I'm afraid he is brain-dead, his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks
with shock!
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
Labels: Old_Men, politics, US