A geezer wakes up one morn to find a big ass gorilla on his roof. He looks in the Yellow Pages and sureenough, there is an ad, Gorilla Removers.
When the gorilla remover arrives,he gets out of his van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and the meanest Pit Bull you’ve ever seen.
The gorilla remover informs the geezer that he is going to go up on the roof and whack the gorilla with the baseball bat and when he lands on the ground the Pit Bull will grab him by the testicles with a death grip. The gorilla will then be subdued and placed in a cage.
The geezer asks, “But what is the shotgun for”?
“If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!”