Two reporters

Two reporters, employed by competing newspapers, were arguing over which

paper was best. “Even our headlines are better!” declared one guy.”The other

day after that breakout at the asylum, your paper ran a headline that said,

“INSANE MAN ATTACKS WOMAN AND THEN RUNS AWAY!”

“What’s wrong with that?” asked his buddy.

“We covered the same story, and our headline was only four words,” was the

reply: “NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS”!

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