Mrs Jone Surgery

mrs jones wakes up after vaginal surgery, where she had her labia trimmed and a general tighten up, to find 3 roses at the bottom of her bed… she asks a nurse where they came from, and the nurse tells her that the 1st was from her surgeon for being such a model patient, and the second was from her husband who was looking forward to trying the new, tighter her… ‘And the 3rd?’ she asked…



‘That’s from mr smith in the burns unit, to thank you for the new ears’

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