Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined
to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their “tourist”
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a “drop dead gorgeous” topless blonde in a thong bikini
came walking straight towards them.
They couldn’t help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said “Good Morning, Father,
Good Morning, Father,” nodding and addressing each of them individually; then
she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw
Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string,
taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of
them, said “Good morning, Father, Good morning, Father,” and started to walk
One of the Priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Just a
minute young lady.”
“We are Priests and proud of it, but I have to know; how in the world
do you know we are Priests, dressed as we are?”
She replied, “Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen.”