Drunk Man taking a Leak

A drunk man was casually taking a leak into a drinking fountain in the park.
A police officer came up to him and yelled frantically, “What the hell do you think you’re doing? There’s a public toilet 20 yards from here!”
The drunk yells back, “What do you think I have, a fricken’ hose?!”

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