Here’s my mashie…

Two British couples were on the links….one fellow, not paying attention to his surroundings, stepped aside and took a practice swing, nearly hitting the wife of his playing partner….
“I SAY, old chum, you nearly took my wife’s HEAD off, there…!”
“Sorry, old bean, here’s my mashie, have a whack or two at mine!”

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