Kids Eh ?

One day there was a man sat at the bar looking sadly into his pint of beer, sighing heavily.
“What’s the matter pal?” asked the barman.
“Well,” replied the man, “It’s my little five year old son. He got my next door neighbour pregnant!”
“But that’s impossible!” replied the barman.
“No it’s not,” cried the man, “the little bugger punctured all my condoms with a needle!”

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