Religious Instruction Class

Teacher, “Now children, who made heaven and earth?” Little Mary was nodding off in front of Tommy when he jabs her with a sharp pencil “God almighty!” little Mary shouts out. “Well done Mary says the teacher” “Now who was sent down to earth to save us?” Tommy pokes Mary once more! “Jesus Christ” she shouts out.Well done again Mary” says the teacher “and now, what did Eve say after her 23rd child?” Yet again Tommy pokes Mary with his pencil and Mary shouts out “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’ll break the bloody thing in half!” Teacher promptly fainted

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