Little Brucie

Little Brucie was in his junior school class in Sydney when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician etc. Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
“My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him.”
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him,
“Is that really true about your father?”
“No,” said Brucie, “My father plays cricket for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say”.

2 Comments on “Little Brucie

  1. For someone who has been following the current Ashes series, this joke is funny.

  2. For someone who is English, I could be eating humble pie after posting that.
    If Warne can do that on day one, what it is going to do when the pitch get really roughed up.
    He was awesome. Man of the series regardless of who wins.

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