Polar Bear

One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear
and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow.
The son polar bear turned to his father and
asked, “Dad, am I 100% polar bear?”

The father polar bear replied, “Of course, son,
you’re 100% polar bear.”

A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns
to his father again and says, “Dad, tell me the
truth. I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No
brown bear or panda bear or grizzly bear?”

The father polar bear replies, “Son, I’m 100%
polar bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so
you are definitely 100% polar bear.”

A few more minutes pass, and the son polar
bear AGAIN turns to his father and says, “Dad,
don’t think your sparing my feelings if it’s not
true. I gotta know — am I 100% polar bear?”

The father polar bear was distressed by this
continued questioning and asked his son,
“Why do you keep asking if you’re 100%
polar bear?”

“Because I’m freezing!”

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