Thinking of His Ex Girlfriend

Jimmy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar.
“I had sex with another woman last night,” he tells her.
“But I was thinking of you the whole time.”
“You miss me that much?” she asks. “No, he says.
“But it kept me from finishing too soon.”

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