Lone Rangers Last Request
They have the Lone Ranger lined up and they are ready to shoot him. They ask him if he has any last requests.
He replies, “Yes, I’ll have a last cigarette.” They give it to him and he proceeds to send smoke signals to Tonto, who’s down the trail.
Within minutes, Tonto comes flying down the trail with a wagon filled with women.
The Lone Ranger shakes his head and says, “I told you to bring the posse!”