Two older guys, one 70 and one 77, were sitting on their usual park bench
one morning. The 77 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't
even short of breath.
The 70 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he
did to have so much energy.
The 77 year old said 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.'
So, on the way home, the 70 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, 'Do you have any rye bread?' She said, 'Yes, there's a whole
shelf of it. Would you like some?'
He said, 'I want 5 loaves.'
She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves, by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard'
He replied, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this