Living in a Two Story House – Reasons For Divorce

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge
quietly reviews some papers and then says,

"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,
"I live in a two-story house."

The Judge replies,

"What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story

The man answers,

"Well, Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is
'It's that time of the month.'"

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