Living in a Two Story House – Reasons For Divorce
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge
quietly reviews some papers and then says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,
"I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies,
"What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story
The man answers,
"Well, Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is
'It's that time of the month.'"