Giving up Beer and Makeup
My wife has just told me I have to quit drinking beer because we can’t afford it any more.
Then I pointed out she spent £65 on make up yesterday.
I asked her why I had to give up beer, and she didn’t have to give up stuff.
She said the make up was to make her pretty for me.
I said the beer was for the same thing.
I don’t think she’s coming back 🙁