Author: Shiner

Thinking about Golf

Golf balls are like eggs, they’re white, they’re sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.    A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer

Helicopter Ride

Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year. Ken would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’ Edna always replied, ‘I know Ken, only a helicopter ride is fifty bucks,  And

Old man by the pond – Young women Skinny dipping

An elderly man owned a large farm with a large pond in the back, fixedup nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, plus some apple andpeach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the fruittrees by the

Genius the dog and the leopard

An elderly Gentleman, goes on a hunting safari in Africa, taking hisfaithful, old dog he had named Genius (because he was the smartest dogNeil had ever know) along for the company.     One day, Genius starts chasing rabbits and before long,

Giving up Beer and Makeup

My wife has just told me I have to quit drinking beer because we can’t afford it any more. Then I pointed out she spent £65 on make up yesterday. I asked her why I had to give up beer,