Category: animals

Genius the dog and the leopard

An elderly Gentleman, goes on a hunting safari in Africa, taking hisfaithful, old dog he had named Genius (because he was the smartest dogNeil had ever know) along for the company.     One day, Genius starts chasing rabbits and before long,

The Vets Bill

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her   pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the   bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his

Hooked On Phonics

My five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, ‘Look at this! It’s a frickin’ elephant!’ I took a deep breath, then asked, "What did you call

Old Dogs

A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa , taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named Killer , along for the company. One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers

Koala Joke

A prostitute walks into a bar. She spots a koala bear sitting at the end of the bar. After a little small-talk and flirting, the koala bear goes home with her. They frolic all night long. The next morning, the