Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year. Ken would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’ Edna always replied, ‘I know Ken, only a helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And…
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Old man by the pond – Young women Skinny dipping
An elderly man owned a large farm with a large pond in the back, fixedup nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, plus some apple andpeach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the fruittrees by the…
Genius the dog and the leopard
An elderly Gentleman, goes on a hunting safari in Africa, taking hisfaithful, old dog he had named Genius (because he was the smartest dogNeil had ever know) along for the company. One day, Genius starts chasing rabbits and before long,…
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Deer Camp
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to…
Garter Snakes | Thamnophissirtalis
Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here’s why.. A couple in Sweetwater , Texas , had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a…
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