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The Vets Bill

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her   pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the   bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his

Author of Hokey Pokey Dies

In Memorium With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world now, it isworth reflecting on the death of a very important person, whichalmost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, who wrote “The HokeyPokey”, died peacefully at age

3 dead bodies with a smile on their face

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles ontheir faces. The Coroner calls the Police Inspector and says: “The first body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his

‘Sleazy’ Subway Sign – FAIL

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It was then the fight started…

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny and it goes from 0 to 150 in about three seconds. So I bought her a scale. It was then the fight