Category: good_news_bad_news

Crashed My Car

I crashed my car into the back of another at a traffic light this morning.The guy got out of his car and he was a dwarf!He said “I’m not happy!”So I said “Well, which one are you then?”

Man wakes up from operation

A man goes into hospital for some tests. They knock him out, and when he comes round there’s a doctor peering over him; you know, pulling the eyelid up, wielding the reflex hammer. Doctor says; “Ahh. I’m glad you’ve come