Category: kids

Young Charlie

Young Charlie is having trouble with his first grade addition homework, so his father decides to help.  He teaches the Charlie how to add small numbers by counting on his fingers.  Eventually, the little boy becomes quite good.  "But remember,"

Adam and Eve – Sunday School Snooze

Ten year old Mary was sat in Sunday school dozing off during a Jesus lecture. Realising she wasn’t paying attention, the teacher said, "Mary, who is our Lord?" Billy, the boy sat behind Mary, poked her in the back with

SouthWest Airlines Flight Attendant Joke

A mother and her young son were flying South-West Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats

Major Historical Event

My niece’s class assignment was to interview a senior citizen about hisor her life, so she asked me, “What was the biggest historical eventthat happened during your childhood?” “I’d have to say the moonwalk,” I replied. She looked disappointed. “Why

Hooked On Phonics

My five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, ‘Look at this! It’s a frickin’ elephant!’ I took a deep breath, then asked, "What did you call