Pasta had not been introduced. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. Bananas and oranges only appeared at Christmas time. All crisps were plain; the only choice …
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadsideRestaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurantand resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left herglasses on the table and she didn’t miss …
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who …