Category: Marriage

Giving up Beer and Makeup

My wife has just told me I have to quit drinking beer because we can’t afford it any more. Then I pointed out she spent £65 on make up yesterday. I asked her why I had to give up beer,

The 11th Husband….

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if