Category: Medical

Passenger on a Plane

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.The man went back to

The Pill

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me a prescription for the Pill.” “I don’t think you need the Pill at your age.” “It relaxes me.” “But you know the ‘purpose’ of the Pill. It’s not for

Annual Checkup

Madeleine went to the doctor for her annual check-up. He told her to disrobe and climb onto the examination table. “Doctor,” she said shyly, “I’m sorry but I can’t undress right in front of you.” “All right,” said the physician,

Medical Emergency

The new intern on duty at the hospital emergency room, answered the phone late one night. “Doctor,” exclaimed a woman, “what shall I do? We just discovered our two-year-old son has eaten a whole tube of contraceptive jelly.” “Well,” replied

Pulling Teeth

A man and his wife entered the dentist’s office. “I want a tooth pulled,” he said. “We’re in a big hurry, so let’s not fool around with gas or Novocaine or any of that stuff.” “You’re a very brave man,”