Category: money

The Vets Bill

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her   pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the   bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his

Not a Word

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, “Martha, I

Women Smarter then Men?

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most

"The Answer"

A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. Hisbusiness was failing, he had put everything he hadinto the business, he owed everybody– it was so badhe was even contemplating suicide. As a last resorthe went to a priest and