Category: Old_Men

Helicopter Ride

Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year. Ken would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’ Edna always replied, ‘I know Ken, only a helicopter ride is fifty bucks,  And

Old man by the pond – Young women Skinny dipping

An elderly man owned a large farm with a large pond in the back, fixedup nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, plus some apple andpeach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the fruittrees by the

The Old Lumberjack

A little withered old man walks into a timber company office, and applies for a job as a lumberjack.  The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea.  After all, he is old, small, and apparently much too

Massive Heart Attack

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildlyto get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very longwait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly,he said, While I’m

Major Historical Event

My niece’s class assignment was to interview a senior citizen about hisor her life, so she asked me, “What was the biggest historical eventthat happened during your childhood?” “I’d have to say the moonwalk,” I replied. She looked disappointed. “Why