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The Vets Bill

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her   pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the   bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his

Adam and Eve – Sunday School Snooze

Ten year old Mary was sat in Sunday school dozing off during a Jesus lecture. Realising she wasn’t paying attention, the teacher said, "Mary, who is our Lord?" Billy, the boy sat behind Mary, poked her in the back with

ANCIENT CONFUSED WISDOM

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes inverse. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating – always

Author of Hokey Pokey Dies

In Memorium With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world now, it isworth reflecting on the death of a very important person, whichalmost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, who wrote “The HokeyPokey”, died peacefully at age

SouthWest Airlines Flight Attendant Joke

A mother and her young son were flying South-West Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats

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