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They Walk Among Us

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a

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Mithunderthdanding

The owner of a horse farm receives a call from a friend, who informs him of a midget with a speech impediment who’s interested in buying a horse. The owner has him send the midget over. The midget arrives, and

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New Seat Belt

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church services

An elderly couple was attending church services About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"He replies, " Put a new battery in your

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Nagging Wives

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to

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