Category: US_President

How to save the Airlines (Open Letter to the NY Times)

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP)Congress today announced that the office of President of the UnitedStates of America will be outsourced to India as of July 1, 2007. Themove is being made in order to save the President’s

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