Helicopter Ride
Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year. Ken would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’ Edna always replied, ‘I know Ken, only a helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And …
Category: wife
Giving up Beer and Makeup
My wife has just told me I have to quit drinking beer because we can’t afford it any more. Then I pointed out she spent £65 on make up yesterday. I asked her why I had to give up beer, …
And they say blondes are dumb
One day my house work-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me: "What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say …
The 11th Husband….
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if …
Chauvinistic Humour
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is the Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman that can’t even …