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Helicopter Ride

Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year. Ken would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’ Edna always replied, ‘I know Ken, only a helicopter ride is fifty bucks,  And …

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By Shiner Posted on 18/03/2010 Posted in funny_stories, Husband, Old_Men, wife No Comments

Giving up Beer and Makeup

My wife has just told me I have to quit drinking beer because we can’t afford it any more. Then I pointed out she spent £65 on make up yesterday. I asked her why I had to give up beer, …

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By Shiner Posted on 27/01/2010 Posted in Husband, Marriage, Men_vs_Women, wife No Comments

And they say blondes are dumb

One day my house work-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me: "What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say …

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By Shiner Posted on 03/11/2009 Posted in blonde, men, Men_vs_Women, US, wife, Women No Comments

The 11th Husband….

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if …

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By Shiner Posted on 21/10/2009 Posted in Husband, Marriage, wife No Comments

Chauvinistic Humour

How many men does it take to open a beer? None.  It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is the Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman that can’t even …

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By Shiner Posted on 07/12/2008 Posted in chauvinist, General, men, Men_vs_Women, wife, Women No Comments

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