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Old man by the pond – Young women Skinny dipping

An elderly man owned a large farm with a large pond in the back, fixedup nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, plus some apple andpeach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the fruittrees by the …

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By Shiner Posted on 08/03/2010 Posted in funny_stories, Old_Men, Wise No Comments

Philosophy Exam

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every applicable thing you’ve learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST." …

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By Shiner Posted on 27/07/2009 Posted in funny_stories, Wise No Comments

Never

Never argue with a fool…people may not be able to tell you apart. Never claim as a right that which you can ask as a favor. Never climb a fence when you can sit on it. Never do card tricks …

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By Shiner Posted on 05/07/2009 Posted in Wise No Comments

ANCIENT CONFUSED WISDOM

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes inverse. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating – always …

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By Shiner Posted on 04/05/2009 Posted in playonwords, Wise No Comments

A retirement dinner

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. As he …

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By Shiner Posted on 18/03/2009 Posted in could_be_true, funny_stories, moral, story, US, Wise No Comments

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