Ugly Faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on theplayground, Ms. Smithstopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teachersaid, “WhenI was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay likethat.” The student …
A woman about to give birth
A woman was in the hospital about to give birth. As she was being wheeledtoward the delivery room, she asked the nurse “Is it O.K. if my husband is inthe delivery room when the baby is born?” “Of course” said …
Great Actor !!
There was once a great actor who could no longer rememberhis lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they areprepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, “This is the most important part, and …
Two Irishmen and a pig
Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, “Paddy, me ol’mate, how are we going to tell who owns which Fookin’ Pig?” Paddy says, …
Telephone Conversation
On the radio the other day, there was one of the all-time best comebacklines ever. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio(NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwaldwho was about to sponsor a …