An elderly Gentleman, goes on a hunting safari in Africa, taking hisfaithful, old dog he had named Genius (because he was the smartest dogNeil had ever know) along for the company. One day, Genius starts chasing rabbits and before long, …
My wife has just told me I have to quit drinking beer because we can’t afford it any more. Then I pointed out she spent £65 on make up yesterday. I asked her why I had to give up beer, …
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his …
One day my house work-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me: "What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say …
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if …